Hard Lines - Ears edition
Hard Lines is the Roast Battle UK podcast hosted by Drew Stearne and two-time UK champion Shalaka Kurup. From battle breakdowns and live reports to joke-writing theory and backstage chaos, each episode dives into what makes Roast Battle work. Smart, filthy, and surprisingly analytical, it’s for comedy fans, future battlers, and anyone who wants to get inside the craft of insult comedy.
Episodes

Apr 3, 2026
Apr 3, 2026
57 min
Drew Stearne and Shalaka Kurup break down a classic Roast Battle UK clash between Shalaka and Helen Kay. They get into the writing, the callbacks, the stereotypes, the comebacks, and why this battle still stands out as one of the best. Plus: joke theft, mic technique, and what makes a battle truly work.

Mar 27, 2026
Mar 27, 2026
18 min
In this episode of Hard Lines, Drew Stearne and Shalaka Kurup get into one of the trickiest parts of insult comedy: whether writing for women is different, what male battlers can and cannot get away with, and why audience reactions change depending on who is saying the joke.
They talk about misogyny, double standards, lazy stereotypes, originality, and the strange line between a joke that feels sharp and one that just feels needlessly mean. It’s a funny, honest look at the extra complications that come with gender in roast battle, and why writing against women can feel like a very different challenge on stage.
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Mar 20, 2026
Mar 20, 2026
44 min
In this episode Drew and Shalaka break down James Mileham vs Adam Riley in one of the best battles in recent history. Delve into the genius of their joke writing and the expertise (or otherwise) in which it's performed.

Mar 11, 2026
Mar 11, 2026
56 min
How do you roast someone you genuinely like without crossing the line? In episode 1 of Hard Lines, Drew Stearne and Shalaka Kurup break down Luke Hall vs Steph Aritone from the 2024 Roast Battle UK tournament, exploring why the clash works so well. It’s a funny, filthy and surprisingly thoughtful look at joke writing, timing, crowd reaction, and the strange chemistry that makes great roast battles possible.






